sick0ki1nk:

♡ carve ur name into my inner thigh

then lick the blood off and kiss me ♡

consensualdomination:

Good toy 😘

ai-am-living-deactivated2023061:

suspend:

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

thebootydiaries:

me: wakes up

me: ahh what a lovely day

me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams

super-weiss-64:

proletarianprincess:

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

thebootydiaries:

me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i’ll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices

me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed

reallyreallyreallytrying:

if something moved fast in my peripheral vision i would ignore it. it’s none of my business

runby2:

This is a direct threat

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